Pirates of the High Teas

As everyone knows, pirates absolutely adored afternoon tea. Compete to win your Captain's regarrrd by serving the tastiest tidbits to tide them through their nautical negotiations in this set collection game of piracy and pastries. Do you have what it takes to win, by hook or by cook?

Pinkies up me hearties, yo ho!

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Game Features

Deploy Your Pirate

Place your pirate in different compartments of the ship to select your action for this round and set the draft order for the next round. Act first for a single perfect dish or act later for more dishes of unknown quality.

Smash It Up

Serve sets of three dishes that pair perfectly with your Tea. If your dishes don't quite match, don't worry! Smash it together with another dish that has the flavors you need to make the perfect pairing.

Break the Rules

Use your pirate gear to break the rules! Use your parrot to smuggle dishes to the Captain, send your monkey to steal some tea, or blow up every dish and teapot in the pantry with your cannon.

The Pirate Code of Tea

All pirate business shall be conducted under a flag of Tea, a sacred parlay that 'tis never broken.
Swords and daggers are n’er drawn over Tea, unless a dish do be particularly tough.
Only the son of a biscuit eater insults a tea service! Those who do insult the tea are to be marooned on the nearest desert island, left only with a single dessert and cup of tea.
Always serve lemon with tea, never milk. It do fight scurvy.
Pair your tasty tidbits with a well-matched tea. To do elsewise do be uncouth.
Servin’ the same dish as another cook do be cause for walkin’ the plank.
Pinkies up, me hearties, yo ho!